SAYING FOR SEPTEMBER

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.”

~Author Unknown

JOKE FOR SEPTEMBER

“A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there’s a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.

A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman “What did you do that for?”

VOCABULARY FOR SEPTEMBER

SURROUS: full of whispering, rustling sounds (pronounciation: soo-sir-us)